*Proceeds from the sale of this shirt will go to RAINN, the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network
Ah, the summer of 1982. You've got your calendar marked to get some 'skis with Timmy, Judge, Tom, PJ, Bernie and Squi. But first, you've gotta get your pump on at Tobin's house.
After that? You've got a raging beach weekend planned with Squi, which means you'll have NO TIME whatsoever to commit sexual assault. Do you like beer? Of course you like beer. Who doesn't like beer? Do you drink so much beer people remember it 30+ years later? So what if they do?
Since when does partying and a hazy memory keep you off the Supreme Court? Don't you just long for the good ol' days of chugging 'skis, working out at Tobin's place, and then a bunch of other stuff you'd rather not mention at this time?